Cart Snark / Receipt-roasting SaaS
Your groceries.
Our condolences.
Turn your grocery receipt into a 15-second AI-narrated roast. Pick a persona, get called out, and give your weekly shop its moment in the feed.
Start free with a watermark. Keep the groceries.
The weekly shop, recast
One receipt. Fifteen seconds. No mercy.
New app. Clear promises.
From checkout to callout
The receipt is
the punchline.
You already paid for the groceries. You might as well get some content out of them.
Sample roast / disappointed dad
“Three bags of chips and one banana. Glad to see you’re investing in balance.”
Illustrative script. Your roast is generated from your receipt.
Snap the evidence.
Photograph your grocery receipt. Cart Snark reads the line items so your snack aisle decisions can speak for themselves.
Choose your critic.
Pick a narrator with opinions: disappointed dad, nutritionist, or your ex. Same basket. Very different emotional damage.
Take it to the group chat.
Export a 15-second vertical video with AI narration and your receipt on screen. Made for the feed, equally good for your friends.
Your grocery run is weekly. Your material writes itself.
Less than your impulse snack
Small price. Big opinions.
Free roasts include a watermark. For $3.99/month, remove it and unlock more narrator personas.
Free / $0
Receipt-to-video roasts, with a watermark.
Unwatermarked / $3.99 monthly
No watermark. More personas to pick from.
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
Your next grocery run has a sequel
Bring the receipt.
We’ll bring the audacity.
Make something funny out of something expensive.